Coming Orange, Terror Alert System pr0n

“It’s like orange. Very much like orange. This is my estimation.”

The committee robot chirped.

“Very good. I like it. Very good.”

The orange man stood up and sat back down again.

The hellafied one PRESSED THE PISTOL HARDER AGAINST THE SPEAKER’S TEMPLE!

“It’s coming oranger, oranger by the second.”

The committee robot chirped and held up a blue piece of cardboard. The hellafied one PRESSED THE PISTOL HARDER AGAINST THE SPEAKER’S TEMPLE!

The committee robot chirped and asked “What do you see, Mr. Speaker?”

The answer: “I clearly see a color.”

The orange man pulled out a small wireless device and called up several pictures of carrots, which he murmured to with some excitement.

“What is the hellafied one’s opinion?” the committee robot chirped to the hellafied one.

“AAAahaahaAAAARRGGAaaayeah!” screamed the hellafied one as he BLEW THE SPEAKER’S FUCKING BRAINS OUT!

The orange man surreptitiously drew a tissue from his purse and put the wireless device away.