The last thing

I have one more thing I’m going to say before I sleep.

It is this:

I have serious misgivings about girls who a) look really sexy and b) look like they’re having a really good time in their photos on Friendster and Myspace. The reasons are as follows:

a) I have the strong suspicion that they do not need more friends if they are already sexy and having a good time, but are instead trying to cultivate some kind of cheap celebrity, and b) they are dumb sluts. b can usually be corroborated by the profile.