Jury Duty is Just My Job, Ma’am- I am Just Doing My Job



Sweet. I have jury duty again today.

I will be upholding justice, don’t expect any special favors. I have a job to do. George Washington had the skeleton of a bald eagle and wooden teeth. Kris Kristofferson wrote “Me and Bobby McGee” and has the skeleton of a monster truck, but that is still not as Ameri-fuckin’-Can as George Washington’s Bald Eagle skeleton. I’m doing this for George Washington’s badass skeleton.