Today is Election Day

Today is election day here in the США, 米国, Los E.E.U., or however YOU pronounce the name of our kickass megapower when you speak the coolest word in your backwater banana republic’s language. I am going to vote. Apropos of election day, I present to you the liberal drinking game via can also read about my day at the google image story generator:

That’s all I have.
That, and this picture of George Washington’s wooden face.